THE PALM BEACH
SKI CLUB
The members' alpine ski & après club of Palm Beach County · Est. MMXXVI
Elevation: 0 metres. The Club apologises for nothing.
The Palm Beach Ski Club is a members' alpine ski and après club for the families of Palm Beach County. It was founded in 2026 on a simple observation: the county has everything except a mountain.
The Club maintains no clubhouse. Its clubhouse is a chalet 7,702 kilometres away, above the village of Serfaus, in the Austrian Tyrol. Members travel between the two as a matter of course.
The Club does not explain itself. Those who understand, understand.
Snow report, Palm Beach: 0 cm.
Conditions on the beach: excellent.
The Committee has voted to proceed to Serfaus.
Members will be notified. The waitlist will not.
The village sits at 1,427 metres, reached by an underground railway that floats on air and refuses to hurry. Above it, the Furgler at 3,004. Below it, eventually, the sea.
Members travel in February. Boots go up, towels come back. The Committee has inspected the fondue and found it adequate, which is the Committee's highest grade.
Every Club map is real - real peaks, real metres, real names. And every Club map ends at sea level. The run home is marked, but never groomed.
Assembled by order of the Committee. The Archive grows; it does not hurry.
Equipment for travel between 0 and 3,004 metres. Sourced by the Committee, issued without ceremony.
The Club's elevation, stated plainly. Committee navy, trophy gold. Worn on the lift and at the tiki bar without modification.
EnquireReserved by
Committee order
Crossed skis, one palm, burgundy brim. The crest appears once, like a signature. Chalet cream, inevitably.
EnquireOne bag, packed twice a year. Boots to the Alps in February, towels to the beach in July. Waterproof base; snowmelt or seawater, it does not ask. Stamped INN ↔ PBI. Every other boot bag is equipment. This one is luggage.
EnquireAll units
deployed to Alps
An alpine piste map, woven, ending where all Club maps end: at sea level. It does not dry faster in German.
EnquireThe Collection is available to members, the waitlist, and the discerning public alike. Monogramming on request.
Between seasons the Club convenes at sea level, where conditions remain excellent and nobody has ever waited for a lift.
Membership is by invitation of the Committee. The waitlist is long and consulted seasonally. Applications are neither encouraged nor discouraged; they are recorded.